Miss Adriane Friedl

Adriane is a world-renowned and highly sought-after opera singer,
having won the Metropolitan Opera's annual Young Artists contest a record four times in only three years.

Adriane is the only person ever to have been awarded Nobel prizes in both groove and moxie.

Adriane is the most decorated Olympic medal-winning Cherokee Muslim for Christ in the United States.

In 1999, the United States Congress unanimously voted to amend Article Two of the United States Constitution
so that Adriane could run for President before reaching the previously required age of candidacy.
She ultimately decided not to run, however, choosing instead to finish her B.A. in English at Wayne State University,
where she graduated with honors in 2001.

Adriane is only 29 years old.

Adriane is such a fabulous English instructor, even her pets have learned to read Sylvia Plath for personal enjoyment.

Adriane holds a master's degree in English from the University of California, and one in library science from the University of Arizona.
She is therefore certified masterful in both the reading and shelving of great American literature!

Doubly Masterful Adriane presently works as a teaching assistant at the University of California at Santa Barbara's main campus,
and as a computer coach at the Santa Barbara Public Library's downtown branch.
She loves her fabulous students (not in a creepy way) and hopes that they love her back.
If they want to share the love, they can do so by volunteering at any one of several animal welfare organizations in the local area.

You can view her UCSB graduate student profile hereabouts, or visit 580 adoptable pot bellied pigs thereabouts.